The Suphan All-Stars

Living in the middle of rice paddies can get a little boring. Suphan isn't the most bumpin' town and sometimes I struggle to find ways to pass the time. Luckily, it's a charming place with little gems scattered throughout and without these spots, I'd go a little crazy. So I'd like to say a big THANK YOU and introduce the Suphan All-Stars...


Pad Thai Lady:
Pad Thai Lady, Mon (or PTL as we choose to call her), is my hero and she doesn't even know it. I'm sure you've already guessed, but she makes KILLER Pad Thai. I've tried a lot of of Pad Thai in the last 8 1/2 months (Holy shiza- I've been here for that long!?), and nothing compares to the beauty that is PTL's Pad Thai. It's not only her Pad Thai, either...EVERYTHING she makes is perfection. She can do no wrong in her sole frying pan. The shop itself is far from 'charming,' yet it has stolen my heart. I'm often covered in flies and pulling bugs out of my water and/or food, but it's just another reminder of how authentic the food is. Yum. Sarah has already called 'dibs' on bringing her back in her suitcase, but I'm going to put up a strong fight. 

Pad Thai

PTL hard at work

Baanya's Coffee Shop:
There are so many reasons as to why I love this coffee shop so much. For starters, the coffee/tea is incredible. Secondly, the shop itself is gorgeous. The teakwood furniture, big, comfy couches, fish-tank tables, and the array of plants all lend to a funky jungle vibe. Then, there's the dog. Kao-soy is the most special of all dogs. Besides the fact that her name is my favorite Thai dish, she is a complete princess. She is an adorable, well-pampered Pomeranian with an attitude. She will eat your face off unless you are one of four people that she likes. She is playing hard to get and it is totally working, because... I heart her. But, even with all this awesomeness, the main reason I love this coffee shop is for Baanya herself. She is the owner of the shop and one of the coolest people I know. She has great English and is always up for a conversation. I go to the shop more often to see Baanya than to drink the coffee...she is just that great. 

Baanya and Kao-soy!
(Photo stolen from Sarah)
                                                                                                                  

Banana Shake Lady:
Usually two times a week, I need a banana shake. Nothing will make me happier than cold, sweet banana goodness. But not just any banana shake- it has to be Banana Shake Lady's, or BSL's, banana shake. Sarah and I will walk down to the night market and make our way past the oysters, sushi, fried bugs, chicken on a stick, noodles, jellies, and all the other craziness to get to BSL. It's not as easy as it sounds, however, because it's like some sort of sick video game where you have to avoid the dozens of motorbikes that suddenly drop in and out of the stalls. It's a market meant for motorists to drive up to, grab their food and then drive off. But it is just as open and inviting to pedestrians, yet the two don't mix. I am way too often jumping into the street to avoid one bike, only to be centimeters away from getting run over by another. But once I see BSL, all is good. And she knows it. She sees us coming and knows our order. Two minutes later, I am happily sipping on my simple banana shake (bananas, evaporated milk, and ice). Oh, and it is served with a plastic bag for your convenience. It seriously doesn't get better than that. 

There she is...

A shake.....in a bag!

Song Noom:

Song Noom is another spot that has way too many reasons to love it. There is always insanely good company, the food is incredible, the only way to get there is via tuk-tuk or motorbike, and the place is loaded with cute dogs. Our friend's boyfriend and his brother own the shop (Song Noom = two young men), which is the only reason I had heard about it, but they make the best Som Tam in Thailand. Over the past several months, we have all become good friends and Song Noom has become the hang out spot. A group of us often organize to go out to the restaurant together and spend the night eating (too much), laughing, playing with cute children and puppies and occasionally dancing and singing to karaoke. Dtone (the owner) is such a great, hilarious guy, and his family is just as fantastic, and going out to his pride and joy has become one of my favorite parts about living in Suphan. 

Tiger

     

Mee Sook

Som Tam...SO GOOD

Me and Dtone in front of the restaurant

So there you have it...the Suphan All-Stars. Obviously there are other people that make my time here as special and amazing as it is, but these are the hot spots and their incredible owners. And it also goes to show how much my life revolves around food here. Just let it happen....

   

A Recipe for Happiness

I miss baking, so I had no choice but to come up with my own 'Thai recipe.' 


Happiness
Serves: 1- 100 people
Time: 36 hours

Look at that scrunchie! Good one!

1. First, you will need one bus ride to Kanchanaburi. Add in a scrunchie or two for a little added spice. 


2. Next, add in one Jolly good hostel overlooking the river.  



3. Immediately get one oil massage. If you like a kick, sprinkle in an herbal compress massage. The next morning, you will feel like you got beaten with a hot stone, but that's because you did. Feel the burn. 


4. Add in two market trips. This recipe fails if you don't buy a few items. Shopping is the cinnamon of life. 

5. This is the most essential step. You will need to stir in at least 2 hours of hammock time. DO NOT FORGET THIS or else this will turn out to be a mediocre weekend. Combine with a kick-arse playlist (I suggest some Black Keys/ Explosions in the Sky mix) and enjoy the peace and tranquility. 




6. Mix in two cute puppies on a motorbike. Obviously. 

7. Slowly savor 3 slices of hot, cheesy pizza. 


8. Enjoy a beer...or four. Up to you. 


9. Begin the following morning with one delicious Thai iced coffee. 








Follow these simple steps and you'll have a grand spankin' good time. Oh- and don't forget to add in some friends and.....walaaaah! You've made yourself some delicious happiness.

Mythbusters: Thailand... Part Two

"You're moving to Thailand for a year?! Wow... you're gonna come back so skinny."


Do you know how many times I heard this before coming here? Everyone was so sure I would return to the States looking as skinny as ever because Thai people are so tiny. I would like to take this time to laugh in their faces. BAHAHA. This so-called "Thai skinny" isn't relevant to farang. Let's review why.


1. Food. Yes, I no longer spend my weekends baking tasty treats and devouring about 3.2 cupcakes as well as a solid 5 tablespoons of some sort of batter per week (my baking addiction is on a tragic hiatus while in Thailand), but that doesn't negate the fact that my diet is a constant flow of noodles, rice, and a whole lot of oil and chiles. Everyday, I am faced with the decision- "Do I want noodles or rice for lunch?" And it is always- ALWAYS- delicious. So delicious, in fact, that I feel the need to eat every last bite of my giant plate, even if I am about to explode. It's seriously a really good thing that 97% of my pants are elastic-waisted. There is no healthy salad option. No 'light' fare. Even if there was, am I supposed to turn down authentic Thai food? How could I ever say no to fresh Pad Thai, Phak Kii Mau, and Khao Soy? Despite the insanely heavy food coma I experience after every meal, making it nearly impossible to function, eating is an experience here. So much of Thai culture revolves around food. Dinner is an event. Thai people pride themselves on their food, as they should, so ya know what? Pass me some fried, MSG-laden, spicy deliciousness and Let's. Get. Fat. 

    



2. Exercise. You would think with my given diet, I would be more compelled to exercise and get rid of my rice belly. But, no. Just no. I've tried- I have. It started with long walks at night and some pool time a couple times a week. But once my nights got a little too busy, and my appetite got a little bit bigger, that failed. I tried a group outdoor jazzercise class once, but embarrassed myself. My few attempts at a run were trampled by stray dogs, chickens and the heat. I bought a yoga mat as motivation and went through a phase of using it, but now its covered in dead bugs. It doesn't matter that I've swept them off and cleaned the mat, because, the next day, it was covered again. So instead as a motivator, it's really just a decorative rug. The purple adds a nice touch to my room. I think my next option is to do as the Thais do and buy a hula hoop. Who doesn't love some hula hoopin' fun?  

Clearly, this woman agrees. 

3. Heat. Thailand is hot. And not just sunny hot, but ridiculously humid hot. Running/exercising outdoors is barely an option if you want to breathe. Walking from school to home (a whole 5 minute walk) is sometimes physically exhausting because of the heat. Such extreme heat can really do some damage. There are days that I literally can't even think of moving after a day of work. There was a period of time that I thought I had some weird disease and was probably going to die because I had zero energy after school. But then I realized that with the lack of iron in my diet and the intolerable heat, I was probably in need of some vitamins and AC. 


There you have it. The 'Thai-skinny" isn't real. I wish it was. Or I at least wish that being a little healthier was as easily accessible as it is in the States. I miss the gym. I miss dance class. I miss hummus. But, for the time being, I just need to embrace being anything but the 'Thai-skinny' and eat another heaping plate of Pad Thai. 

Random Ramblings

School has started. It has been about three weeks and it is completely different than last semester. I know what I’m doing (I think) and I have so much more control. During vacation, there was a good chunk of time where I thought “I can’t do this again.” I was loving the backpacker lifestyle, but now that I’m with the students- all my anxieties and dread went away and here I am, back in Suphan, as Kru Nell. And I CAN do it. What I can’t do, however, is write a coherent blog post. So here are my random ramblings....

1. I’m 25. Thanks to Kru Sarah, I have 120 birthday cards (and a tuk-tuk necklace!). Thanks to my friends, I had a great time in Bangkok celebrating and eating Mexican. Thanks to Thailand, I am not having a quarter life crisis....well, maybe Thailand is the quarter life crisis. Thanks to my family and friends back home, I had a big smile on my face the whole day. You all rock. 

2. I experienced Thai hospital #2 and it was so much better than round 1. I had an allergic reaction to a bug bite which led to me putting on a band-aid, to which I had an even worse reaction the adhesive, which led me to a swollen, disgusting, throbbing foot, which led me to the hospital where I was given lots of antibiotics and told I had a secondary bacterial infection. Fun! Slash.....gross!

3. I went to the Legend of Rock concert in Suphan last weekend. Four members from very reputable bands came together for one night and one night only for a night of pure magic. It was awesome. I fell in love with the drummer. 

4. A family of geckos has officially moved into my room. Pro: Less bugs in my room Con: The mother/father (how do you tell the sex of a gecko?) is a pretty loud squeaker.

5. I can’t stop listening to Adele or The Black Keys. I’m really digging the Coldwar Kids, too.

6. Should I go to grad school? I bought a GRE prep book as a motivator. Maybe I am having a quarter life crisis. 

7. One of my students is OBSESSED with Justin Bieber. All of the teachers simply call her Bieber. She puts it on her notebooks, her homework, her tests, her hand, her facebook name....you get the point.... she’s Bieber. Anyways, in a recent journal writing, she informed me that there was going to be a Bieber flash mob in Suphan. I committed. I think I’m a Belieber. 

8. I want to bake these....and these....and eat a lot of this. 

9. I bought a sketchbook and have spent hours consumed in it. I forgot how fun it was to draw. 

10. I re-watched Season 2 of How I Met Your Mother and was reminded of this gem. I’ve had Let’s Go to the Mall stuck in my head for 5 days.

11. Sarah found a photo hunt machine in Suphan. The next 4 months just got SO much better. It was an addiction back home...and I was pretty, pretty good at it, so this is really exciting news.

12. I miss my friends. 

13. I missed the NKOTBSB concert in Boston and it actually hurts to think about it. Seriously?! That duo is perfection. Jing jing!

14. I saw the Hangover 2. I thought it was funny, and I loved that I was in Bangkok while watching it, but it wasn’t as funny as the first one.  What did you think?

15. I have another student who randomly wants to learn Spanish, so I teach him what little I know and he is pretty darn good at it. His name is Arm (awesome). So, basically, I am teaching him two languages at once....no big deal. 

16. I want to play with Cam so badly. It breaks my heart that I can’t. 

17. It rains here a lot. It is officially rainy season and YIKES DADDY it rains hard. The rain brings out the frogs, which are, for the most part, cute. But the other day, on our way back from Pad Thai Lady, Sarah and I saw a pair of boys with a plastic bag chasing down the frogs and capturing them. So sad, but I guess they had a pretty good dinner that night. 

18. Thailand is hot. I’m sweating. I need to take a shower.

19. I still hate cold showers.